Mr. & Mrs. Kelly were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. Mr. Kelly gets Up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance! .... it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" ask's Mrs. Kelly.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push."
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you re member about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!
God loves drunk people too.
Mr. Kelly does as he is
told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes the answer.
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes, please!"
"Where are you?"
"Over here on the swing"
"Not a chance! .... it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" ask's Mrs. Kelly.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push."
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you re member about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!
God loves drunk people too.
Mr. Kelly does as he is
told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes the answer.
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes, please!"
"Where are you?"
"Over here on the swing"
