Thursday, March 18, 2010

Confucius Says:


Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not 
determine who is right, war 
determines who is left.

 Wife who put 
husband in doghouse soon find 
him in cathouse.

Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night.

 It take many nail
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there..

Man who live in
glass house should change 
clothes in basement.

Man who fish in 
other man's well often catch crabs.

Crowded elevator 
smell different to midget.
 Biography - Confucius: Words of Wisdom

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